ryan gosling hey girl mom porn

Like most heterosexual women with a pulse, I find Ryan Gosling incredibly attractive. Making him even more attractive are the stories you hear of him saving women from being hit by taxis and breaking up fights in the middle of NYC intersections. I mean, swoon.

Following in the footsteps of Pregnant Chicken and Mommy Shorts, I decided to make some Mom Porn playing off of the hilarious “Hey Girl” meme. Because seriously, what’s more attractive than a hot guy saying exactly what you want to hear during stressful mommy moments? Um, I’m gonna go with nothing.

ryan gosling hey girl mom pornryan gosling hey girl mom pornryan gosling hey girl mom pornryan gosling hey girl mom pornryan gosling hey girl mom pornryan gosling hey girl mom pornHalf of these have been featured over on my Facebook page, where I have an album dedicated to Mom Porn (feel free to send me some if you stumble upon any that are particularly hilarious). My photographer pal Jackie and I also made a bunch of these aimed at brides-to-be when we were still running our bridal blog.

In case you can’t tell, I can’t get enough of them. There’s something about staring at pictures of Ryan Gosling and calling it “work” that is so insanely satisfying. Satisfying enough to keep me on a high when I switch gears into mind numbingly dry copy editing. Le sigh.

What would your dream “Hey girl” caption be?

Jen is a freelance writer and girl mom from New York. When she’s not knee-deep in glittery crafts and girl talk, you can probably find her sprawled across her couch in the middle of a Netflix marathon with dark chocolate smeared on her face. The struggle is real.


1 thought on “Mom Porn

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

CommentLuv badge