Hilarious Parenting Quotes - Amy Poehler

Forget the tiger stripes on your belly and that weird droopy pancake thing your boobs are doing now. Having a baby doesn’t just rock your body. It rocks your whole entire world. I mean, if being in charge of keeping a helpless little human alive doesn’t fill you with pure terror, I’m pretty sure nothing will.

Luckily, there have been one or two people before you who have embarked on this whole parenting adventure. And—better yet—there are some pretty famous parents who have shared hilariously relatable thoughts on parenting.

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These are three of my favorites, but for seven more—and some cheeky commentary on each—click on over to Red Tricycle to see my full post. If you like it (and I’m pretty sure you will), do me a solid and share it with friends and family who might chortle some wine onto their iPhones or at least nod along in camaraderie.

If there are parenting quotes that made you laugh while simultaneously nodding your head in agreement, share them with us in the comments!

Written by Jennifer Garry
Jen is a freelance writer and girl mom from New York. When she's not knee-deep in glittery crafts and girl talk, you can probably find her sprawled across her couch in the middle of a Netflix marathon with dark chocolate smeared on her face. The struggle is real.