Things I Never Thought I'd Say | no phone in pull-up

You’ve heard some of the things my kids have said. They’re pretty hilarious and out there and sometimes brutally honest. But one day, as I was giving my wild one a stern talking to for trying to put my iPhone into her Pull-Up before bed, I couldn’t help but laugh at myself. Hard. And I realized that it’s not just kids that say the darndest things. It’s parents too.

Things I Never Thought I'd Say | no phone in pull-upThings I Never Thought I'd Say | stop licking your sisterThings I Never Thought I'd Say | sick of poopThings I Never Thought I'd Say | no biting your toenailsThings I Never Thought I'd Say | no necklaces in your pantsThings I Never Thought I'd Say | keep our underwear onThings I Never Thought I'd Say | don't lick your dinner off your feetThings I Never Thought I'd Say | put your butt awayThings I Never Thought I'd Say | faces away from the toiletThings I Never Thought I'd Say | no dipping your butt in the toilet

Can you relate? Send me the ridiculous things you catch yourself saying—either in the comments or by emailing me at jen@cuddlesandchaos.com or tagging me on social media (@cuddlesandchaos on Facebook and Instagram or @jennifergarry on Twitter) and I’ll include my favorites in a future post!

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Written by Jennifer Garry

Jen is a freelance writer and girl mom from New York. When she’s not knee-deep in glittery crafts and girl talk, you can probably find her sprawled across her couch in the middle of a Netflix marathon with dark chocolate smeared on her face. The struggle is real.