Like most heterosexual women with a pulse, I find Ryan Gosling incredibly attractive. Making him even more attractive are the stories you hear of him saving women from being hit by taxis and breaking up fights in the middle of NYC intersections. I mean, swoon.
Following in the footsteps of Pregnant Chicken and Mommy Shorts, I decided to make some Mom Porn playing off of the hilarious “Hey Girl” meme. Because seriously, what’s more attractive than a hot guy saying exactly what you want to hear during stressful mommy moments? Um, I’m gonna go with nothing.