In honor of the destined-to-be gorgeous bun that’s baking away in Eva Mendes’ oven, I thought it was absolutely essential to create some pregnancy-related Hey Girl images. You know, for the betterment of society—not at all so that I could drool at pictures of the incredibly handsome father-to-be…
For those of you who haven’t been exposed to Bad Dad before, he’s my husband and he’s a little fresh. We usually don’t let him out around polite company, but once in a while he finds a way to sneak onto the blog and horrify me. If you haven’t met him before, I apologize in advance…
Editor’s Note: None of the information you will read here is true because my husband is full of shit. Except the part about him being an idiot. Because he’s definitely an idiot.
I know it’s been a while since you’ve heard from me. Jen will tell you I’ve been incredibly busy at work. This is true. But my disappearance is also largely because Jen stole my notebook with the top-notch projects I was working on.
I had a notebook filled with ideas for posts and potential stories I was going to write. Jen stole it, calling me “idiotic,” and saying something like “probably going to leave you” and maybe “you are the dumbest person who has ever existed.” On and on and on. I don’t really remember what her point was, but either way she took it and wouldn’t give it back.
I rewrote from memory as much of the notebook ideas as I could. Some were more developed than others, so the amount of work on each one may vary. Obviously they’re pretty great ideas, and if you see one you like, bombard Jen with emails and I’ll flesh it out.
Last fall I did a #sorrynotsorry post that was chock-full of things that I straight up refuse to feel sorry about. And you know what? It felt good. As someone who apologizes for things far too often (I’m working on it), laying some things out there that I just won’t apologize for was oddly freeing.
So I decided to do it again.
People routinely tell me that I should write down the ridiculous things my kids say. So I’ve been keeping a running list—and I have to say, these little ladies crack me up.
If you enjoy this post, please let me know! I’ll keep the list making going and throw these out into the universe once in a while. Also, if your kids have said anything particularly hilarious recently, feel free to share in the comments! Kid humor is pretty much the best humor.
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