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Majestically Awkward podcast | Hedgehog Hole

Majestically Awkward podcast | where awkward friends talk about awkward things

Majestically Awkward: the podcast for socially awkward people by socially awkward people, that hopes to leave you just a little less awkward. No promises though. 😉

We’re going live early this week, as a tiny little present from us to you.

In this episode, we discuss New Year’s resolutions (although I can’t seem to call them anything but revolutions). Janine and I also roast Tim for his overuse of the word “alright,” his long rambling stories, and falling into a (seemingly endless) rabbit hole. Hilarity ensues.

In our Is This for Real? segment, Tim brings the revenge of the romance novel because we had so much fun playing the game with romance novels the last time (find the first time we played here), we had to do it again.

Lastly, we tell awkward stories about working in retail as teenagers.

As always, our show is not safe for kids. Our potty mouths flow freely and we discuss adult topics that I wouldn’t want my kids hearing.

Also, if you’d like to play along with us for our Is This for Real? segment, don’t scroll down until after you listen. There are spoilers ahead!

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Majestically Awkward podcast | Chances Are You’ve Been Literally Swept Off Your Feet

Majestically Awkward podcast | where awkward friends talk about awkward things

Majestically Awkward: the podcast for socially awkward people by socially awkward people, that hopes to leave you just a little less awkward. No promises though. 😉

This week we’re digging in to discuss the “War on Christmas.” Spoiler alert: we don’t really think there’s a war to be found.

In our Is This for Real? segment, Janine and I turn the tables and test Tim’s knowledge of romantic comedies. We kind of want to turn our fake ideas into actual movies.

Lastly, we talk about awkward (or just terrible) gifts and the people who give them.

As always, our show is not safe for kids. Our potty mouths flow freely and we discuss adult topics that I wouldn’t want my kids hearing.

Also, if you’d like to play along with us for our Is This for Real? segment, don’t scroll down until after you listen. There are spoilers ahead!

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Majestically Awkward podcast | A PhD in Wasting Time on the Internet

Majestically Awkward: the podcast for socially awkward people by socially awkward people, that hopes to leave you just a little less awkward. No promises though. 😉

This week’s episode of the podcast starts out with a discussion about Santa. We talk about belief, Christmas magic, and how Cindy Crawford ruined Christmas for me when I was about nine years old. I’m still not over it.

In our Is This for Real? segment, Tim found some outrageous college courses (and made up some of his own) to test us on.

Lastly, Janine shared a really awkward vomit story that reminded me of one of my own.

As always, our show is not safe for kids. Our potty mouths flow freely and we discuss adult topics that I wouldn’t want my kids hearing.

Also, if you’d like to play along with us for our Is This for Real? segment, don’t scroll down until after you listen. There are spoilers ahead!

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Majestically Awkward Podcast | The Silent Killer

Majestically Awkward podcast | where awkward friends talk about awkward things

Majestically Awkward: the podcast for socially awkward people by socially awkward people, that hopes to leave you just a little less awkward. No promises though. 😉

The holiday season is in full swing and full of potential for hilariously awkward situations. We’re hoping to help you avoid at least a little of that. In this episode, we tackle the always interesting topic of gift giving and how much you should spend on different people in your life. We also talk about how awkward it gets when your kid opens a gift they obviously hate.

In our Is This for Real? segment, Janine and I fight back a little on Tim’s ridiculous lack of rules while we try to decide whether or not the cruise themes he presents us with are real or fake.

Lastly, I share the ridiculous story of that time I almost choked to death on a Whopper at the movie theater.

As always, our show is not safe for kids. Our potty mouths flow freely and we discuss adult topics that I wouldn’t want my kids hearing.

Also, if you’d like to play along with us for our Is This for Real? segment, don’t scroll down until after you listen. There are spoilers ahead!

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Majestically Awkward podcast | Lasagna Sounds and the Big Goose Conspiracy

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Episode six is live and Janine and I are jumping right into the holiday spirit. We talk about holiday cards—whether we love them or hate them, when it gets weird, and whether or not they’re a complete waste of money. We also play another round of Is This for Real? This week’s topic: rap lyrics. And let me tell you, there are some really, really horrible ones but there are a couple of gems (ok, one real gem and a whole lot of ridiculous).

Last but not least, Janine shares the story of a night home alone that turned pretty freaking awkward.

As always, our show is not safe for kids. Our potty mouths flow freely and we discuss adult topics.

Also, if you’d like to play along with us for our Is This for Real? segment, don’t scroll down until after you listen. There are spoilers ahead!

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Hi! I'm Jen, a freelance writer and girl mom who loves reading the newest children’s books as much as I love a good psychological thriller. I believe fiercely in the power of kindness, empathy, and really good quality chocolate. When I'm not knee-deep in glittery crafts and girl talk, you can probably find me sprawled out on my couch in the middle of a Netflix marathon with dark chocolate smeared on my face. The struggle is real. Learn more about me here.

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