Majestically Awkward: the podcast for socially awkward people by socially awkward people, that hopes to leave you feeling just a little less awkward. No promises though. 😉
Today, we’re talking about people who are just really gross. Janine works in IT and has encountered lots of people being slobs around their work computers. She also tells a story about a doctor eating his eye boogers that almost makes me vomit. Tim and I butt heads when he talks about how the girls and I are slobs. I talk about how gross it is when people heat up fish in the microwave in a shared office space or when they don’t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom. We wrap it up by talking about the awkwardness of getting your eyebrows waxed.
Next, we possibly ruin Is This for Real? for Tim for life by testing him on Buzzfeed quizzes.
We wrap up with a listener-submitted awkward story. Listener Ashley flooded her future in-law’s basement the first time she met them… which reminded Janine of the time she met her future in-laws and shook their hands—with hands covered in ice cream.
As always, our show is not safe for kids. Our potty mouths flow freely and we discuss adult topics that I wouldn’t want my kids hearing.
Also, if you’d like to play along with us for our Is This for Real? segment, don’t scroll down until after you listen. There are spoilers ahead!
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