Majestically Awkward: the podcast for socially awkward people by socially awkward people, that hopes to leave you feeling just a little less awkward. No promises though. 😉
Today, we’re talking about people who are just really gross. Janine works in IT and has encountered lots of people being slobs around their work computers. She also tells a story about a doctor eating his eye boogers that almost makes me vomit. Tim and I butt heads when he talks about how the girls and I are slobs. I talk about how gross it is when people heat up fish in the microwave in a shared office space or when they don’t wash their hands after they go to the bathroom. We wrap it up by talking about the awkwardness of getting your eyebrows waxed.
Next, we possibly ruin Is This for Real? for Tim for life by testing him on Buzzfeed quizzes.
We wrap up with a listener-submitted awkward story. Listener Ashley flooded her future in-law’s basement the first time she met them… which reminded Janine of the time she met her future in-laws and shook their hands—with hands covered in ice cream.
As always, our show is not safe for kids. Our potty mouths flow freely and we discuss adult topics that I wouldn’t want my kids hearing.
Also, if you’d like to play along with us for our Is This for Real? segment, don’t scroll down until after you listen. There are spoilers ahead!
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Show notes:
- We’re embarrassed by our lack of knowledge of anvils.
- Build The Perfect Dad And We’ll Tell You The Perfect Dad Joke
- Which HGTV Man Should You Shack Up With?
- Which Melancholy Vegetable Matches Your Personality?
- Pick Some of Your Favorite Potato Dishes and We’ll Tell You Your Best Quality
- Which “Toy Story” Couple Are You And Your S.O.?
- Tell Us Your Dessert Preferences And We’ll Tell You How Many Times You’ll Have Sex This Week
- Pick the Sexier Versions of These Disney Princes and Princesses and We’ll Reveal Your Secret Kink
- Customize Your Pasta and We’ll Reveal What State You Belong In
- Answer These 5 Questions and We’ll Reveal Which Sex Toy You Are
- Which Disney Non-Princess Are You?
- Can We Guess Your Eye Color Based On The Disney Characters You Pick?
- “Borrow” Stuff from Your Siblings and We’ll Reveal What Type of Family Member You Are
- Pick 5 Foods and We’ll Tell You Where to Vacation Next
- Pick Your Favorite Hipster Food and We’ll Tell You What Kind of Hipster Guy You Belong With
- Rate These 12 Fancy Foods and We’ll Reveal Your Dominant Personality Trait
- Our episode on sexist questions
- Link juice is real
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- Find us on Twitter @awkwardgals
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- Email us at majesticallyawkwardgals@gmail.com
- Music is by the majestically awesome BRBRCK
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Hi! I'm Jen, a freelance writer and girl mom who loves reading the newest children’s books as much as I love a good psychological thriller. I believe fiercely in the power of kindness, empathy, and really good quality chocolate. When I'm not knee-deep in glittery crafts and girl talk, you can probably find me sprawled out on my couch in the middle of a Netflix marathon with dark chocolate smeared on my face. The struggle is real. 
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