I have some really talented friends. My friend Rena is definitely one of them—although don’t tell her I said that because her head will get really big and I’ll have to knock her down a few pegs to keep her in check.
Anyway, after talking about it for years and procrastinating with the best (worst?) of them, she finally opened up Rena Franco Design, an Etsy shop filled with her hilariously snarky paper goods. And I have to tell you, they’re pretty awesome.
She sent me this last card for my birthday and I just about died laughing when I opened the envelope. There is seriously nothing like opening a card and expecting the same old bland sentiment as always and being confronted with something sarcastic and completely unexpected. It’s kind of the best.
Added bonus: all of her cards are completely customizable, so if there’s one shown that doesn’t exactly fit what you want to say, she’ll tweak it for you so that it’s perfect. She is also all for creating completely custom pieces. So if there’s something you really want to say that no other card says (like Dear Husband, I love you even though I want to stab you each and every time you hit the snooze button), she’ll totally make it for you.
OK, so now I’m wondering: if you were going to customize a snarky card, what would it say?