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Hey Girl | Pregnancy Edition

hey girl pregnancy edition: body pillow

In honor of the destined-to-be gorgeous bun that’s baking away in Eva Mendes’ oven, I thought it was absolutely essential to create some pregnancy-related Hey Girl images. You know, for the betterment of society—not at all so that I could drool at pictures of the incredibly handsome father-to-be…

hey girl pregnancy edition:  body pillow

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Happy Weekend + Links

Hey Girl chocolate

Hey Girl Ryan Gosling chocolate in the cold

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Mom Porn

ryan gosling hey girl mom porn

Like most heterosexual women with a pulse, I find Ryan Gosling incredibly attractive. Making him even more attractive are the stories you hear of him saving women from being hit by taxis and breaking up fights in the middle of NYC intersections. I mean, swoon.

Following in the footsteps of Pregnant Chicken and Mommy Shorts, I decided to make some Mom Porn playing off of the hilarious “Hey Girl” meme. Because seriously, what’s more attractive than a hot guy saying exactly what you want to hear during stressful mommy moments? Um, I’m gonna go with nothing.

ryan gosling hey girl mom porn

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about the momma

Hi! I'm Jen, a freelance writer and girl mom who loves reading the newest children’s books as much as I love a good psychological thriller. I believe fiercely in the power of kindness, empathy, and really good quality chocolate. When I'm not knee-deep in glittery crafts and girl talk, you can probably find me sprawled out on my couch in the middle of a Netflix marathon with dark chocolate smeared on my face. The struggle is real. Learn more about me here.

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