People routinely tell me that I should write down the ridiculous things my kids say. So I’ve been keeping a running list—and I have to say, these little ladies crack me up.
If you enjoy this post, please let me know! I’ll keep the list making going and throw these out into the universe once in a while. Also, if your kids have said anything particularly hilarious recently, feel free to share in the comments! Kid humor is pretty much the best humor.
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Jen is a freelance writer and girl mom from New York. When she's not knee-deep in glittery crafts and girl talk, you can probably find her sprawled across her couch in the middle of a Netflix marathon with dark chocolate smeared on her face. The struggle is real.
Hi! I'm Jen, a freelance writer and girl mom who loves reading the newest children’s books as much as I love a good psychological thriller. I believe fiercely in the power of kindness, empathy, and really good quality chocolate. When I'm not knee-deep in glittery crafts and girl talk, you can probably find me sprawled out on my couch in the middle of a Netflix marathon with dark chocolate smeared on my face. The struggle is real. 
From Nana: “I’m never having kids because it hurts. Your belly bursts open to let the baby out and the doctor has to sew it up.”
Hahaha! Golden!
The Tinkerbell one is one of my favorites. My 2.5 year old daughter says so many things. My husband showed her a cage of birds and said, “Look, it’s Rio!” She replied, “That’s not Rio!”
So cute! The things they come out with never cease to amuse me!
Jen I love this and you should most definitely keep this up!
Thanks Nini!
Great idea, Jen! Not only funny but also precious and timeless!
Thanks Ruth! I’m glad you liked it! Sometimes it’s hard to tell if you think it’s funny/cute because they’re your kids or if everyone will be amused!
This is so cute! I love it when you do posts like this! I miss the ones where you interview your daughter on her opinions of grown up things. Hilarious and adorable. Definitely do more of these please! 🙂
Thanks Mandy! I already started a list for the next post! 😉
And you’re right! It’s been a while since I did a Just Ask Sam post. I’ll have to work on that!